It's so depressing.
"That's right!" beamed the Windows Live Team via e-mail this morning. "It's been roughly a decade since you registered your Hotmail® account, and we just want to say thank you."
It's not that I'm ashamed to have stuck with my Hotmail account for 10 progressively shittier years, but that I have been "with" Hotmail approximately 10 times longer than I was "with" most of my ex-boyfriends.
Then again, Microsoft did send me an anniversary card, which is more than I can say for 97% of my former suitors. Bastards.